January 20, 2011

~ Socially awkward since... ~

I've been putting a lot of thought into a particular Facebook message I wanted to put up since like 2 weeks ago. But I just can't seem to get the wording right.

My original was:
Socially awkward around girls since 1986!

But that wasn't correct cause I have been able to talk to some girls reasonably well.

Addendum 1:
Socially awkward around pretty girls since 1986!

But then that wasn't right cause then girls I could get along with would accuse me of calling them not pretty (And some of them are pretty... god why am I using the word pretty?)

Addendum 2:
Socially awkward around ALL girls since 1986!

Should be fine, but then I realized that I'm awkward around guys as well.

Addendum 3:
Socially awkward since 1986!

But then that just isn't that funny.

... and then I lost my mind and just figured I'll stop thinking about it. =)

Cheers!

I've really gotta get around this issue man. I'll get nowhere with this. Zzz...

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