~ Zombie killing quotes ~

Just something I came up with when I was suddenly hit by a bout of depression and was feeling emo and all that good gooey stuff you feel when you are down.

Spammed it in Facebook. XD


In case you can't see, repeated here for your viewing pleasure:
1. What do you do when you see a Witch? Poke her and run the hell away!!!
2. How about a Hunter? Run the other way while screaming your lungs out!!! XD
3. Got hit by a Boomer? Start turning in circles and firing till your legs give out.
4. A Tank throwing things at you? Play dead. You'll be dead soon.
5. Got spit by a Spitter? Be a man, wade through the goo and stab her in the heart.
6. Jockys refusing to let go? Jump over a cliff, he'll lead you to it anyway.
7. Chargers coming? Step to one side and watch him flail meaninglessly against the wall. Then laugh before he catches you.
8. Smokers got your neck by his tongue? ... good luck!

And my final post:
If you can't tell yet, I'm really really really REALLY bored. XD

Really sums it up quite well. I do really do number 1 and 2 quite often the last time I played. When I hear a witch in L4D, I will actively search her out, try to crown her, fail and then run the hell away before I get pinned and before I get killed. The Hunter is also the same case. I see a Hunter in front of me, I backpedal while screaming and shooting before he pounces on me and proceed to mangle my internal organs out. The only special infected I've had quite some luck killing so far has been the Boomer, because he's really... kinda dumb. Haha.

Now I really want to play Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2. Haihz.

Additionally, Kenwooi's post made me laugh like hell, see it here: Left 4 Dead 2 Noob Style

I really applaud his brother. It's a zombie apocalypse. Blood ties mean nothing! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :P